
Swimming at Port Eliot
I used to think that swimming in cold water when the sun was not shining was something only done by people in the full throes of lunacy. The perception that swimming in Ireland and England is best confined to indoor stretches of chlorine is widespread thankfully I’ve taken the plunge and dipped my toe into wilder waters.
I was switched on to what is known as wild swimming a couple of years ago when I had the good fortune to go away for a Photography Weekend with Martin Parr and the School of Life. His wife Susie Parr is a dedicated outdoor swimmer and is writing a book on the social and cultural history of Outdoor Swimming. Spurred on by her enthusiasm I went swimming in the Isle of Wight and instead of it being ghastly I found the whole thing totally exhilarating. I felt invigorated and yes I’m aware it sounds new agey but very much back in touch with nature.
This year I rediscovered Outdoor swimming at the Port Eliot Literary Festival, The Outdoor Swimming Society did a series of wild swims with the founder of OSS the hugely inspired Kate Rew. It was a magical swim and I berated myself for not doing wild swimming more often. It’s so reassuring to me that organizations like this exist. In our age of branding and mass consumerism it’s a joy that a group get together to extoll the virtues on swimming as the realm of freedom, adventure and magic.
Nobody says it better than Robert Macfarlane of the OSS – ‘The Outdoor Swimming Society is there to give people a passport to a different world, or worlds. Once you see open water as something to be entered, rather than driven around, flown over or stopped at the brink of, then even familiar landscapes become rife with adventure. Britain seems newly permeable, excitingly deepened. Every lake or loch or lough or llyn is a bathing pool, every river a journey, every tide or wave a free ride. As a wild swimmer, you become an explorer of the undiscovered country of the nearby, passing through great geological portals…There’s nothing faintly class-based about all of this. What could be more democratic than swimming? What more equalising than near-nakedness? You need even less equipment to swim than you do to play football. A bathing costume, if you insist. Then just enough common sense to avoid drowning, and just enough lunacy to dive in”

Riley and I swimming in Camber Sands last week. More invigorating than a ten hour sleep or a two hour massage. Honestly.

How could I not go in?
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My second Port Eliot Literary Festival and I’m totally smitten. It’s my idea of the absolute perfect festival. Beautifully art directed, wonderfully curated, intelligent and thought provoking all supplemented with the most delicious food (provided by The River Cottage and Chris Sherville’s Seafood Cafe.) I came away inspired, informed and eager to read more, do more and learn. Port Eliot is an enlightened festival and I could write about it for days. There was so much to do, see and listen to. Here instead are my edited highlights…
- Murray Lachlan Young. How we laughed, cried and sang. Hilarious. Possibly the funniest poet in the world.
- Eating seafood in the walled garden. Many times…
- The Hermes Gold horse balloons. How I love a good balloon (They wouldn’t give me one as I’m not a child…arguable)
- Jarvis Cocker’s Dj set. Awesome. Anyone that ends a set with Black Betty is instantly promoted to demigod status
- Speaking of demigods GRAYSON PERRY. So loved listening to him. What an incredibly intelligent articulate man…

- …And then there’s Alan Measles, Grayson’s teddy bear who drove to the festival in a shrine on a motorbike. No joke
- The one minute disco. Genius van that pulled up every hour by the river for exactly that. A burst of one minute disco
- Wild swimming in the St Germans estuary with the Outdoor Swimming Society. So invigorating we did it both days.
- “Flights of Fancy” Stuffed birds as interior decoration in the English country house. A brilliant talk with brilliant slides by Tim Knox (Director of Sir John Soane’s museum)
- Toy Story 3. The subliminal star. Referenced many times by the intelligencia
My only low-lights, the things I missed. But like anything worthwhile you are always left wanting more…

The Hat Competition with master milliner Stephen Jones

Grayson Perry’s talk. Witty, intelligent and pretty damn funny.

The KLF’s Bill Drummond making his own bed. Intriguing. How I loved the KLF


Loved the Hermes scarf tying Horsebox. A vibrant splash of luxury goods and the best gold horse balloons


Learning how to tie a headscarf in the Hermes horsebox. I have a new appreciation for the art of headscarfage and can see an expensive habit cropping up.

The boys from the One Minute Disco roll up.

Swimming with the wild Outdoor Swimming Society…’Water needs no roof’.

Rosette making. Honestly. This is a workshop everyone should do, we all deserve a rosette


Flower arranging competition. An arrangement of weeds in a wellington boot. Genius

An arrangment of flowers in a thimble…for a Mouse’s tea party

Delicious oysters

Went for a walk around the grounds. What a striking view of the viaduct.
Tags: Alan Measles, Grayson Perry, Hermes Scarf Workshop, Jarvis Cocker, Murray Lachlan Young, Outdoor Swimming Society, Port Eliot Literary Festival, Stephen Jones
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